taking another shit-oh-two-eleven. this one is pretty well formed, but smelly.

im taking a shit right now.. ah, the joys of wireless. anyways, i've been sick lately so this one is loose and wet and warm and stinky. mmm.

i took a shit last night that was approximately 1.4 solar masses.

guinness farts have distinctive odor just like guinness shits. in fact, many different varieties of booze have different fart/shit smells. for example, tequila, bourbon, and pabst blue ribbon are all distinct.