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Damn, I was away for ages and nobody posted. You all suck.
Misc
Mon Jul 26, 2004 20:00 EDT
But... but... Isn't the tradition to run the Olympic torch from Olympia to the site of the Olympics? And since that site this year is ATHENS, why the hell are they poncing around all over the world with it?
Soapbox
Thu Jun 03, 2004 19:35 EDT
So I liked this girl, but wasn't sure if she liked me. On Saturday, she had me over for dinner. I didn't get home until Sunday evening. I'd say she likes me.
Diaries
Mon May 17, 2004 16:22 EDT
I had probably the best evening I've had since I moved to Bloomington yesterday. Now I can't sleep.
Diaries
Sat May 01, 2004 06:11 EDT
Hoosier congressman with gun in briefcase tries to board plane. "Forgot" it was there. Probably wanted to fly the jet into the Eiffel Tower or someshit. [
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Current Events
Tue Apr 20, 2004 19:17 EDT
A man broke out a window on the 7th floor of Ballantine Hall shortly before noon today, and jumped. [
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Current Events
Mon Apr 19, 2004 16:39 EDT
I'm getting well over a grand back from the IRS. Looks like I get a summer vacation! Who's for a drunken binge somewhere nice?
Diaries
Thu Apr 15, 2004 01:09 EDT
How do you tell the difference between a girl just admiring your accent, and flirting? I really need to learn, on account of the cute girl in the BMV yesterday...
Diaries
Wed Apr 07, 2004 07:03 EDT
Well from what I hear, housewives stop putting out after the first baby, so they're definately different from prositutes. With hookers you actually get something for your money. That "something" is often gonorrhea, though. So I guess nobody marries for that "love" thing anymore do they?
Soapbox
Sat Apr 03, 2004 16:06 EST
Angela, we're going into mourning soon. [
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Misc
Fri Mar 26, 2004 13:38 EST
Note to self: Before making important decisions such as "it's warm today, I'll ride my bike to school", I will always check the forecast. Excuse me while I wring out everything I wore.
Diaries
Fri Mar 26, 2004 13:22 EST
I came back to my computer to a message saying "stay the fuck away from my wife, i can't believe you'd be such an assholer." For the record, I haven't been doing anything to anybody's wife. The world is fucked up.
Diaries
Fri Mar 26, 2004 02:21 EST
Well, I'm home as of 3:30am. Had a lot of fun, really good to see everyone again, blah blah blah. Michael and Gillian are totally awesome. Sleep now.
Diaries
Fri Mar 19, 2004 04:20 EST
I have a huge pile of stuff I have to do before I can leave tomorrow. Laundry, dishes, cleaning, packing, etc. Am I doing it? Nope, I'm sitting here burning CDs for the road. Yay preparation.
Misc
Thu Mar 11, 2004 13:21 EST
I'll pray for John Ashcroft. I pray he ROTS IN HELL. thankyou.
Misc
Sun Mar 07, 2004 03:00 EST
Spaghetti and Formula One is a poor substitute for cajun food and titties.
Misc
Sat Mar 06, 2004 23:29 EST
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