The caption above this photo on CNN said "Bush sees classified abuse photos". Remember their expressions, it's the same as the one they're going to make when we finally kick their failure asses out of the White House. [link]

In 7th grade science, teacher was having the class vote on what kind of animal to dissect. He presented the options: worm, frog, or small shark. I raised my hand and proposed that instead of those boring choices, the entire class should chip in so we can adopt and dissect a baby. No one laughed. :(

Bush's approval ratings are slipping because he's not showing Americans what they want. They don't want to hear about war politics, they want to see blood -- he sold us a war and he hasn't delivered the gore! Maybe he plans to revive support by firing on the RNC protestors in Manhattan come August?

Dubya and Bar(bara Bush) were having a religious argument one day. Dubya believed that non-Christians all went to hell. Bar disagreed, and eventually speed-dialled Billy Graham to settle this. Graham warned them not to assume God's place and judge their fellow man. [link]

The U.S. service person death toll in the latest Iraq war has totalled 700. Though previously blamed on Saddam loyalists and al-Qaeda, the renewed resistance to U.S. occupation would seem to be the start of a general uprising. Perhaps the Iraqi lung just can't handle breathing our brand of free air. [link]