The caption above this photo on CNN said "Bush sees classified abuse photos". Remember their expressions, it's the same as the one they're going to make when we finally kick their failure asses out of the White House. [link]

In 7th grade science, teacher was having the class vote on what kind of animal to dissect. He presented the options: worm, frog, or small shark. I raised my hand and proposed that instead of those boring choices, the entire class should chip in so we can adopt and dissect a baby. No one laughed. :(

Bush's approval ratings are slipping because he's not showing Americans what they want. They don't want to hear about war politics, they want to see blood -- he sold us a war and he hasn't delivered the gore! Maybe he plans to revive support by firing on the RNC protestors in Manhattan come August?

Dubya and Bar(bara Bush) were having a religious argument one day. Dubya believed that non-Christians all went to hell. Bar disagreed, and eventually speed-dialled Billy Graham to settle this. Graham warned them not to assume God's place and judge their fellow man. [link]

The U.S. service person death toll in the latest Iraq war has totalled 700. Though previously blamed on Saddam loyalists and al-Qaeda, the renewed resistance to U.S. occupation would seem to be the start of a general uprising. Perhaps the Iraqi lung just can't handle breathing our brand of free air. [link]

Just invaded a country that doesn't really want you there and your Government Issues are scared shitless of going into the danger zones? Why not outsource your military forces? Blackwater USA: WHERE THE PROFESSIONALS TRAIN. [link]

In other words, Angela, you're saying that women are baby-crazy wealth-obsessed work-hating con artists?

Car's getting its struts replaced, got fixed up with a loaner--a 2002 C240 sedan. Thought I'd be happy to play with a "better" car, but it's disappointing me in so many ways. Car companies must take losses on their entry level cars so that you'll buy their money cars once it's time to "upgrade". [link]

California judge dismisses ID requirement to fly, secret laws lawsuit. Judge found that free travel is not a constitutional right and that it had no jurisdiction to touch the secret laws claims. [link]

Brown santa delivered my GBA multi-boot cable! Hack GBA or do work that I'm already behind on? What a god damned dilemma.

In an innovative use of copyright law, inmates serving hard time have turned to suing the judges, prosecutors for using their names without permission. Verdict: hilarity! [link]

"Eureka! No wonder you've been talking about index funds, bargain hunting, and financial planning for the past four hours! You're jewish!" is a clever personal observation. "Go back to hymie-town and eat some Matzoh!" is an ad hominem attack. Don't try to be clever if you can't tell the difference.

A House Government Reform Committee report documents a total of 237 misleading statements (aka lies) from the Bush fab-4 in justifying its March to War. Reuters is the article source, Aljazeera's syndication is linked. [link]

I guess we're going to start calling it freedom fly. [link]

Never listen to "Clinic". Not ever.

Last June, the White House threatened to fire the Medicare actuary if he revealed the Medicare bill's true cost to the House--$100 billion higher than the President's $400 billion figure. The threat came one day before the House's 216-215 vote approving the bill which has since been signed into law. [link]

Meetings are sooooooo boring.

Wurzle always make fun of how hairy I am, but one day I saw a picture of his Hobbit feet and it all turned around.

Lasted 31 seconds! You suck, dave. [link]

i can trust my wife to always tell me the truth about everything. i can usually trust her sister about most things. the only exception is fucking ferrets. the exception is ferrets, and i've taken to reacting to deception with belligerence. ugly, but what's the alternative?

get back to work, you